From our Kids' Page.

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A:  A Pen-guin.

Q:  What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A:   Sandy Claws.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:   Frostbite.

Q:  What do you get if you deep fry Santa?
A:   Crips Cringle.

Q:  Why was Santa's little helper sad?
A:   He had low elf-esteem.

Q:  What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A:   I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Q:  What did the Ginberbread Man put on his bed?
A:   Cookie sheets.

Q:  What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A:   "Thanks. I'll never part with it."