Fall Funnies

Q: What do you call a man who hides in a pile of leaves?
A:  Russell.

Q: Why was the turkey in the band?
A:  Because he had the drumsticks.


Q: Why can't turkeys go to school?
A:  Because they use fowl language.


Q: What type of music did pilgrims like?
A:  Plymouth rock.


Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A:  The outside.


Q: What kind of key has legs and opens no doors?
A: A turkey.