From our Kids' Page.

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A Pen-guin.

Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa?
A: Crips Cringle.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper sad?
A: He had low elf-esteem.

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